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Gas Station Sushi > Congress — Funny Government Anti-Establishment Tee
$24.99
Size & Care
Size Chart | Gildan 5000 Base Tee
Size / Care Guide by Torch & Lantern
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Chest is measured laid flat. Allow ±1" tolerance.
Everyday Tees Easy Care
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Wash: Cold, gentle cycle, turned inside out, with similar colors and a straightforward detergent.
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Dry: Tumble low or hang dry to fight shrinkage and fading.
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Care: No dry cleaning; quick low-heat ironing inside out is all it ever needs.
FAQ
FAQ | Gildan 5000/64000 Everyday Tees
FAQ
What is the difference between the 5000 and 64000?
The 5000 (Heavy Cotton) is your classic, sturdy tee with a boxy fit and thicker fabric—great for a rugged, traditional feel.
The 64000 (Softstyle) is a modern update—lighter, softer, and slightly more fitted (Euro-fit) for a cleaner look.
Do these run true to size?
Yes. The 5000 fits standard and roomy. The 64000 fits true to size but with slightly more tapered sleeves. If you are between sizes and choose the 64000, consider sizing up for extra room.
Will they shrink?
Both are made from cotton (or cotton blends) that can see minor shrinkage if dried on high heat. We always recommend washing cold and drying low (or hanging) to maintain the original length and width.
If you'd trust gas station sushi over Congress, this one's for you. A sushi mascot in shades, throwing back at the Capitol dome with the verdict printed plain: Gas Station Sushi > Congress. It's the kind of shirt that says what everybody's thinking, printed bold on a classic, sturdy tee built to take a joke and a wash cycle.
Why you'll love it
- Heavyweight 100% cotton with that classic, substantial feel — the tee you reach for when you want it to last.
- A graphic that does the talking — the sushi mascot and the punchline read loud and clear, equal parts funny and pointed.
- Roomy, dependable classic fit that wears great on its own or layered under a flannel or hoodie.
- Built tough to hold its shape and keep the print sharp through wash after wash.
Details & fit
- Fit: Unisex classic fit with a fuller, roomier cut; stay true to size for a relaxed standard fit or size down for a closer one.
- Fabric: 100% cotton (solid colors, approx. 5.3 oz/yd²); Sport Grey and heather shades blend in a small amount of polyester.
- Construction: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder with double-needle stitching for durability built to last.
- Print/finish: Front graphic tuned for clarity and longevity, designed to resist fading and cracking over time.
- Comfort: Seamless rib-knit collar and a smooth, sturdy hand that holds up to heavy rotation.
The meaning behind the design
Some things in life are a gamble, and somehow the gas station sushi still comes out ahead. It's a joke, sure — but it's the kind of joke that lands because everybody already feels it. This one's for the folks who've lost patience with the circus and would rather laugh than fume. Wear it loud. Let people sort themselves into the ones who get it and the ones who don't.
Made for real life
- Built for everyday wear — errands, road trips, the gym, and anywhere a good laugh is welcome.
- Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or shorts so it stays in rotation all year.
- A guaranteed-grin giftable for the cynic, the comedian, or the friend who never trusted Congress in the first place.
